quote of the day

"i'm eighteen now. and cute and ridiculously manly, so.. text me or call me..or love me forever, whatever works."

i have the greatest mother

me: (crying..) i'm just so emotional and can't stop crying!
mom: (in baby voice) come home so i can give you a pedicure and feed you pumpkin pie! pleeeaassseee!


i love you.

fact:

- i come off as a mean and rude person most times
- i sleep too much of the day away
- i tend to be gravitated toward the poptart aisle at walmart
- i have a bigger butt than yours
- i'm always bitter about ex boyfriends, even if i didn't like em that much
- i over analyze things and take things to heart when i shouldn't
- i spend too much time on facebook
- i have moments where i cry alot..and hysterically over small things
- i tend to always take the easy way out

..and i don't care. i'm happy with my life just the way i am.

quotes of the week

(via text)
Ry: "i just laughed out loud in my sign language class! luckily the teacher is deaf!"

and, as i was walking on campus, i somehow caught the end of this awesome conversation, followed by very nerdish giggles:

"knowing how powerful my logic and reasoning ability is, it would be pretty hard to impair!!"

quote of the day

"I'm pretty sure my mom is keeping tabs on doctor phil through twitter. how do i know? because i came home one day and internet explorer was frozen on his twitter page."

ohhh, males.

okay i have to take a break from homework/write this down so i remember it.

i was in the laundry room today switching my clothes, and for some reason the whole room was full of bewildered males. Their movements were very slow and cautious..as if they were waiting for something in their periphreal vision to jump out and attack them. they were just so.. confused..and a little petrified. the look on their face sorta looked like this:




i thought of how ashamed their mothers would be. ohhhh poor boys.

ohhhh gilly.

okay, i swear i'll post about how my classes are soon... but, christy showed this to me and when i watch it, i burst out laughing uncontrollably. like, the kind of laugh you never want a guy to see because it is so ugly. mostly, this skit isnt funny...but gilly is. because..she is me. to all my sisters...i THINK this gilly girl may or may not be my identical twin. copy and paste this shiz and enjoy.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/67439/saturday-night-live-gilly---science-fair

College in 3..2..1..

So let me just sum up my summer.

1.work
2.lay out
3.work
4.go on trips
5.work
6.lay in bed with ma
7.basketball shorts
8.work
9.awkward homecomings
10.watching stars and swimmin

so long summer. sophomore year hear i come. lets hope for a good year, ya? good gpa and a significant other? maybe. lets NOT hope for a marriage happy weirdo and a drama filled apartment.

note to self: writing a missionary for 2 years means NOTHING when they come home. just fyi.

Goooooo Aggies!

rip. my. heart. out.

once upon a time, there was a girl named jane austen.







she liked to read, but most of all she loved to write.



along came a handsome boy that she absolutely fell in love with.


they had planned to be married.


conflicts arose, but somehow, they would end up being together. they were soul mates.






WRONG.




She became an old maid with bags under her eyes and he married another woman.




oh but dont worry, named his daughter after his only true love; Jane.


FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

funniest quote of my life.

g-ma carmen: now whats your name?
me: Nicole.
g-ma: Nicole what?
me: Booth.
g-ma: douche?
me: ........ booth.

i ALMOST said yes to douche.

quote of the day

michelle: ozzy is acting weird..
mom: dogs act funny when natural disasters happen you know.
michelle: did someone give him drugs?
mom: keep shoes and a flashlight by your bed tonight, girls. theres gonna be an earthquake.

best website EVER

mymomisfob.com

Fee vs. Free
July 6, 2009
So about 10 minutes ago my mom got a notice from Sam’s club for the bill and she was so excited. I have never seen her so excited about a bill before. So I was curious and I looked over and saw a late fee for almost 125 dollars!

Me: Mom! Why didn’t you pay the bill!
Mom: Sam clup give me the free money!
Me: No, you have to PAY or else that fee will get higher.
Mom: What? I thought the late free?
Me: No FREE has an R, FEE means you have to pay.
Mom: Dang sam clup try to trick the asian people

(fresh of the boat. hahaha. i love asian people!)