today in sociologoy..

professor leiker: "how to people bowl without beer?"

also.
he only said "and things like that" 21 times today. only.

omg jk lol jw brb nvm jp idk

so...readin the sports section today..and i read.. "After this comment was made by his star player, Jerry Sloan LOLed"

i kid you not. what is this world coming to? the newspaper is printing articles involving the word LOLed? is LOLed even a word? no. the answer is no. it is not.

also

i just saw an advertisement on msn with kate winslet that said, "Oscar Noms" which made me think of her chewin on a golden oscar sayin, "nom nom nom nom nom nom"

abbreviations are ruling the world.

this is what i feel like right now...

blah blah blah

things ive learned since college:

-professors do not care if you pass their class
-people leave, even if they say they wont
-poptarts make you gain weight. as does nutella
-people show what matters most to them
-you realize who your true friends are
-partying trumps watching a movie. GAY
-procrastination never got anyone anywhere but you do it anyway
-you cant trust hardly anyone but your family
-your mom will always be your shoulder to cry on
-everyone changes
-immaturity does not leave once you enter a university
-you cant count on someone to be there for you, no matter how bad you want them to be
-you look forward to going home to spend time with your family, and wash your clothes
-you find out whats important to you
-if there is a choice between alcohol and friendship, alcohol wins.

Epic Example Fail

today in human development class..we were learning about zygotes and fetuses and all that great stuff...then my professor told us about the birthing stuff... dialation..bla bla bla..episiotomies...and then someone raised their hand. oh no. right after the definition of 'episiotomy'.

"Well, when i had my first son.. my episiotomy......" i wish i could type out the details, but i just cant. and i bet your grateful for that. lets just say she went into detail about the cutting and the ripping and the tearing and the pain. and i wanted to gouge my ears out with my pen.

i then noticed the 3 poor, bewildered and disgusted young gentleman sitting behind me, cursing the day they decided to take this class, and beating themselves up for not skipping this lecture.

"Lost"
Michael Buble

I can't believe it's over
I watched the whole thing fall
And I never saw the writing that was on the wall
If I'd only knew
The days were slipping past
That the good things never last
That you were crying

Summer turned to winter
And the snow it turned to rain
And the rain turned into tears upon your face
I hardly recognized the girl you are today
And god I hope it's not too late
It's not too late
'Cause you are not alone
I'm always there with you
And we'll get lost together
Till the light comes pouring through
'Cause when you feel like you're done
And the darkness has won
Babe, you're not lost
When your worlds crashing down
And you can't bear the thought
I said, babe, you're not lost

Life can show no mercy
It can tear your soul apart
It can make you feel like you've gone crazy
But you're not
Things have seem to changed
There's one thing that's still the same
In my heart you have remained
And we can fly fly fly away

'Cause you are not alone
And I am there with you
And we'll get lost together
Till the light comes pouring through
'Cause when you feel like you're done
And the darkness has won
Babe, you're not lost
When the worlds crashing down
And you can not bear the cross
I said, baby, you're not lost
I said, baby, you're not lost
I said, baby, you're not lost
I said, baby, you're not lost