Tuesday, October 27, 2009
mom: well stop it! shopping is like medicine for when you are sick. when i was depressed i used to go buy myself a new shirt and i'd feel all better! im serious!
Friday, October 23, 2009
So there he was.. perched in a position straight out of a bad 40's mystery movie. i'm surprised he didnt have a fidora on and spyglass in hand.
He was leaning up against the counter.. one leg crossed over the other, leaning on his elbow, head tilted to the side. As i washed dishes at the ward activity.. WARD ACTIVITY i tell you..i hear this:
Joe: So.. are those jeans from buckle?
Me: I shop there.
Joe: Oh.. well uh, these are from buckle. (checks himself out)
Me: (blank stare with long, angry pause)........Was that SERIOUSLY your pick up line?
really!? if you're going to hit on me, don't EVER do the leg-crossed-head-tilted-leaning-on-the-counter move. and don't EVER use a pick up line about where i got my jeans EVER again. Congratulations Joe from New Jersey, you have just proved yourself 100% stupid and a total tool.
Monday, October 19, 2009
I realized that i never post pictures on this thing anymore.. so heres what i've been up to as of late.
shooting guns with my eyes closed.. just kiddin. the other one was open.
oh just hangin in the mountains with heather
taking pictures of pretty leaves while driving
finding cute benches that over look my little town
LOVING all the fall colors in logan..obviously
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
-google news headlines
"Do not cheat. Do not use your neighbors brain. Do not use a stolen brain, a performance enhanced pencil, or a goat. Breathe. Relax. Go." -math instructions to our quiz
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
As i was walking to math, i took a shortcut through the tsc (taggart student center) and apaprently...it was USU's 'coming out' day. you know, coming out of the closet. No no, not that little closet that harry potter spent the first 11 years of his life in. THE GAY CLOSET. All i will say was.. there was a microphone that people could walk up to...and say,(and i quote..) 'I'm matthew and i'm a homosexual male!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOH!' and then roars i tell you, ROARS of cheers and applause would follow from the crowd, clad in rainbow tights, drowning out the blasting music.. 'i'm comin out.. i want the world to know..' oh what a sight. God bless em.
Please don't get me wrong. I am not judging. I love people and respect their choices..(ross the intern may just be my favorite human being on the planet..and Ellen? LOVE her.) i'm just saying, it was QUITE the different scene than it would have been had i chosen a church school. haaaaa. ohhhhh i truly AM the black sheep in my family for choosing USU instead of cougar country. funny. veddy funny.