Tuesday, October 27, 2009

quote of the day

me: you know that i hate spending money though!!
mom: well stop it! shopping is like medicine for when you are sick. when i was depressed i used to go buy myself a new shirt and i'd feel all better! im serious!

Friday, October 23, 2009

And the tool award goes to..

Jersey Joe!!

So there he was.. perched in a position straight out of a bad 40's mystery movie. i'm surprised he didnt have a fidora on and spyglass in hand.

He was leaning up against the counter.. one leg crossed over the other, leaning on his elbow, head tilted to the side. As i washed dishes at the ward activity.. WARD ACTIVITY i tell you..i hear this:

Joe: So.. are those jeans from buckle?
Me: ..Walmart.
Joe: Oh.
Me: I shop there.
Joe: Oh.. well uh, these are from buckle. (checks himself out)
Me: (blank stare with long, angry pause)........Was that SERIOUSLY your pick up line?

really!? if you're going to hit on me, don't EVER do the leg-crossed-head-tilted-leaning-on-the-counter move. and don't EVER use a pick up line about where i got my jeans EVER again. Congratulations Joe from New Jersey, you have just proved yourself 100% stupid and a total tool.

really though?

MOSCOW, Russia (CNN) -- A bear on ice skates attacked two people during rehearsals at a circus in Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyzstan, killing one of them, Kyrgyz officials said Friday... Russia has a long-standing tradition of training bears to perform tricks such as riding motorcycles, ice skating, and playing hockey. Fatal attacks are unusual.

common sense: don't try to train wild animals to become your country's own personal michelle kwan and you could have avoided the incident. dressing up wild animals and telling them to 'fetch' WILL cause them to attack.

Monday, October 19, 2009

autumn. yum.

I realized that i never post pictures on this thing anymore.. so heres what i've been up to as of late.

shooting guns with my eyes closed.. just kiddin. the other one was open.
oh just hangin in the mountains with heather
taking pictures of pretty leaves while driving
finding cute benches that over look my little town
LOVING all the fall colors in logan..obviously

four wheeling!

frolicking in the mountains with my friends
absolutely killin it in arry pottah scrabble

yeaaaa yea. next adventure: finish my five page essay..

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

quote of the day

"Consider Jon Gosselin the kid who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar"
-google news headlines


"Do not cheat. Do not use your neighbors brain. Do not use a stolen brain, a performance enhanced pencil, or a goat. Breathe. Relax. Go." -math instructions to our quiz

Saturday, October 10, 2009


Somedays i think its funny that i didn't end up goin to byu. only somedays. because wait.. let me just tell you.

As i was walking to math, i took a shortcut through the tsc (taggart student center) and apaprently...it was USU's 'coming out' day. you know, coming out of the closet. No no, not that little closet that harry potter spent the first 11 years of his life in. THE GAY CLOSET. All i will say was.. there was a microphone that people could walk up to...and say,(and i quote..) 'I'm matthew and i'm a homosexual male!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOH!' and then roars i tell you, ROARS of cheers and applause would follow from the crowd, clad in rainbow tights, drowning out the blasting music.. 'i'm comin out.. i want the world to know..' oh what a sight. God bless em.

Please don't get me wrong. I am not judging. I love people and respect their choices..(ross the intern may just be my favorite human being on the planet..and Ellen? LOVE her.) i'm just saying, it was QUITE the different scene than it would have been had i chosen a church school. haaaaa. ohhhhh i truly AM the black sheep in my family for choosing USU instead of cougar country. funny. veddy funny.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

I can't help myself..

i just keep watching this over and over and over. and cannot stop laughing. greatest fail of all time.