Showing posts with label simple math. Show all posts
Showing posts with label simple math. Show all posts

Thursday, May 20, 2010

This just in:

Change of plans for the summer guys.


Fraulein Maria (aka nicole linnae booth)


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Hawaii


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Nicole's summer.

(literally. thats one of the pools i'll be watching the kids at.)



Dont be jealous. ok do be jealous.
rememeber how i was going to go back to my hospice patients this summer? we'll instead i'll be nannying on the big island, sitting in the pool/beach/swimming with dolphins/tending adorable kids.

Well, I am working for my hospice patients a little bit before i fly out, but i fly out the day after Jackie and George tie the knot.
crazy, right? Nothing good ever happens to me. I've mostly been to the western U.S. and canada once for some icecream. and i'm spending my summer on an ISLAND.
how do you solve a problem like maria?
send her to paradise, thats how.


maybe i'm going to come back a different ethnicity. like. tanese.
maybe i'll come back a jungle woman.
maybe the plane will crash and i'll get 'LOST'. (i'll be kate if i can find myself a jack shepard.)
maybe i'll get eaten by a shark while snorkeling.
maybe prince charming will show up and he'll teach me how to surf and we'll fall in love.
maybe i'll be singing 'rock-a-hula' the whole way there on the plane.
maybe this is toooooooooooo good to be true.
(oh did i tell you? the adorable mom is the marine wildlife director at the hilton..nbd i'll be swimming with dolphins this summer.)

This is where i'll be the majority of my day with the litte kidlies:



God bless you, Hawaii.

Monday, March 1, 2010

oh what a DREAM.

Lat night.. i had quite the hilarious dream. Everything thats been going on in my life lately combined last night into THIS:




First of all, i was at a killer Michael Jackson concert. and me and Michael were BFF. and i hugged him and told him how amazing he was. and i'm quite sure we were jammin to the free willy song. and then about 500 Michael Jackson doppelgangers showed up. And i was immediately jealous i didnt have a plastic skinny nose and stringy black hair.


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Then...behind the scenes at the concert, my friend gave birth.
to a litter of 4 puppies.
identical to lady.
cry cry cry.

i congratulated her like it was totally normal to give birth to puppies.

cuz it is, right?

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ALSO,
I was being sneakily chased by indians, but NO ONE believed me. They were after me to kill me, and everyone just LAUGHED when i told them!
I WAS SO PISSED.
It. was. Terrifying.





No more itunes, puppies, or USU culture nights for me.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

great saturday night

whats better than..





a girls night with these beauties


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watching Ohno kick butt at the olympics


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new laughs at old memories?


mmm, nothing.

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