Showing posts with label hawaii round 2. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hawaii round 2. Show all posts

Sunday, August 7, 2011

home

alooooha. i am home. and its good to be back.

in hawaii...i:

-went parasailing
-went on the manta ray dive
-kissed a dolphin
-layed out/swam at the pool
-layed out/did not swim at the beach
-went to the volcano (which made my shoes real hot)
-went to a huge waterfall in the jungle
-ate like a pig
-drove the coast and explored to my heart's content
-shopped around the awesome farmer's market
-went to the orchid garden (i found flowers that smelled exactly like black licorice and lemon pinesol)
-shook Uchtdorf's hand when he came to church
-spent time with the wonderful Aholelei family
-watched so much shark week that i'm never setting foot in the ocean again.
-layed around and did nothing.



successful vacation.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

i jumped into a dark ocean.

yes, i did. me, nicole scared-of-everything booth, jumped into the pacific ocean off of a boat.

WHY the crap would i intentionally do something like that? why would i just decide to cowabunga off of a boat into a deep, dark, scary ocean full of sea animals with huge teeth that like 21 year old human flesh? well because you see..i went manta ray diving. ok not really diving..but snorkeling. half of our boat went diving, half snorkeling. i snorkeled because 1. i'm not certified, 2. sharks eat divers.
on friday night, for about an hour, i got to be BFF with some huge-A sea creatures. a manta ray even smacked me in the leg with its wing-fin!! weird. they are like big leather...suitcases. with wing-fins. cool eh?

first thing that happened after i got my scuba steve gear on and jumped off the boat?
overwhelmed.
thought process:
i'm in an ocean. i'm in a dark ocean. big place with lots of animals. there could be creatures below me. if somefin brushes my leg.........somefin better not brush me...

i dipped my head down quickly to get the first glimpse of underneath me, to check for sharks, of course. (because sharks have absolutely been INFESTING the waters here on the big island. 15-18 foot hunting TIGER sharks, to be exact are everywhere)

first thought: ooo pretty coral.
second thought: i'm going to die.
dizziness immediately ensues realizing i was in a fricking OCEAN. (you know the kind, where your head gets all light and your eyes move back and forth really quick. no? anyone? was i having a small seizure?) anyway, not a comforting feeling. THEN..... all of a sudden. FLIPPER, our trusty guide who had summer teeth, (summer here summer there), announced
"HeEeyYy GGuYyyS...look underneath you! hoo hoo hee hee!!"

Not the first words i wanna hear from someone after i jump into a dark ocean and contemplate how my death with come to be. but- low and behold, baby manta rays were swimming right under us, about 8 feet down. they were about the size of...mm..i dunno, a medium rug? haha i dont even know what to compare them to. it was awesome. the mantas feed on plankton, and the plankton are attracted to the lights the divers were shining up at us. so, for about an hour, we got to be in the middle of the feeding ground for about 20 HUGE manta rays. it was one of the coolest things i've ever seem in my life.

later on though, yes...i was literally nose to nose with big bertha, 15 foot 1600 pounder. it was amazing. my fear of dying a watery death left because i was so amazed and in awe of these huuuuuuge sea creatures. it was a whole newwwww world!!! they would come do loop-de-loops right up in our face to suck in the plankton..and in no way were they scared of humans. they came within inches of our faces. i coulda ridden those things if i wanted to! they pretty much look like stingrays- but giant, and without a barb on their tail...so in no way could any of them 'steve irwin' us. totally safe- boring- beautiful creatures. i advise anyone going to hawaii to do this. completely worth it to see ginormous animals fly across the ocean floor.



not cool= trying to get back to the boat after all the lights were shut off and hearing FLIPPER..once more, tell me a huge manta ray was underneath me. not knowing where exactly it was, if i swished my foot in the wrong direction i could totally shove it down the mantas huge throat...so i verrrrry briskly floated back to the boat with a prayer in my heart i would not get tangled. the ocean is a scary, creepy, AMAZING thing.



once we started heading back the the harbor, trusty Flipper pointed out weird greenish baby lights flickering on the side of the boat. it literally looked like we were sailing on stars... but he explained it was the plants/animals/sea creatures natural reaction/defense mechanism to the boats engine, and little lights twinkled all around us. you know the deep-sea fish on finding nemo? with the little light attached to its head? THAT is what it looked like, x20. cool eh?

such an awesome experience.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

aloha, i'm alive.


After traveling for what seemed like ALL day (who books a flight at 6 in the morning? this moron does)... having a miserable flight over which included: the smell of an old and used adult diaper..... having the plane temp be about 39 degrees the whole time...sitting next to a man who didnt understand the concept of a 'personal bubble' and especially didnt care while his elbows were molesting my personal space during his morning paper time for about 3 hours.......reading SKYMALL 2 whole times in my 8 hours of airplane time and getting way too many ideas for DIY dog furtiture and spycam accessories...picking out who would and wouldnt survive on the plane were we to crash on a desert isle (more on that later)....being so skiwompus about the time change + a bit cranky thanks to a certain T.O.M visitor... i'm here and alive. in good ol hawaii. and it feels sooo good to be back.

its 12:30 here. 4:30 utah time. which is slightly throwin me off.
i'm currently sitting at the kitchen table i used to blog at, ONE whole year ago...in my old bosses house...in a spot where the internet connection is somewhat stable.
t.w.i.l.i.g.h.t.z.o.n.e.
i'd explain but i'm too tired.

today i drove halfway around the island...just because i could.


cute little locals, eh?
more on my adventures later. :)