Sunday, August 30, 2009

ohhh, males.

okay i have to take a break from homework/write this down so i remember it.

i was in the laundry room today switching my clothes, and for some reason the whole room was full of bewildered males. Their movements were very slow and if they were waiting for something in their periphreal vision to jump out and attack them. they were just so.. confused..and a little petrified. the look on their face sorta looked like this:

i thought of how ashamed their mothers would be. ohhhh poor boys.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

ohhhh gilly.

okay, i swear i'll post about how my classes are soon... but, christy showed this to me and when i watch it, i burst out laughing uncontrollably. like, the kind of laugh you never want a guy to see because it is so ugly. mostly, this skit isnt funny...but gilly is. because..she is me. to all my sisters...i THINK this gilly girl may or may not be my identical twin. copy and paste this shiz and enjoy.

Friday, August 21, 2009

College in 3..2..1..

So let me just sum up my summer.
2.lay out
4.go on trips
6.lay in bed with ma shorts
9.awkward homecomings
10.watching stars and swimmin

so long summer. sophomore year hear i come. lets hope for a good year, ya? good gpa and a significant other? maybe. lets NOT hope for a marriage happy weirdo and a drama filled apartment.

note to self: writing a missionary for 2 years means NOTHING when they come home. just fyi.

Goooooo Aggies!

Sunday, August 16, 2009

rip. my. heart. out.

once upon a time, there was a girl named jane austen.

she liked to read, but most of all she loved to write.

along came a handsome boy that she absolutely fell in love with.

they had planned to be married.

conflicts arose, but somehow, they would end up being together. they were soul mates.


She became an old maid with bags under her eyes and he married another woman.

oh but dont worry, named his daughter after his only true love; Jane.


Wednesday, August 12, 2009

funniest quote of my life.

g-ma carmen: now whats your name?
me: Nicole.
g-ma: Nicole what?
me: Booth.
g-ma: douche?
me: ........ booth.

i ALMOST said yes to douche.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

quote of the day

michelle: ozzy is acting weird..
mom: dogs act funny when natural disasters happen you know.
michelle: did someone give him drugs?
mom: keep shoes and a flashlight by your bed tonight, girls. theres gonna be an earthquake.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

best website EVER

Fee vs. Free
July 6, 2009
So about 10 minutes ago my mom got a notice from Sam’s club for the bill and she was so excited. I have never seen her so excited about a bill before. So I was curious and I looked over and saw a late fee for almost 125 dollars!

Me: Mom! Why didn’t you pay the bill!
Mom: Sam clup give me the free money!
Me: No, you have to PAY or else that fee will get higher.
Mom: What? I thought the late free?
Me: No FREE has an R, FEE means you have to pay.
Mom: Dang sam clup try to trick the asian people

(fresh of the boat. hahaha. i love asian people!)