Monday, October 25, 2010


i made a post of all the beautiful fall pictures i've taken lately........

but i refuse to post them until it stops raining. this weather is pissing me off.

in other news:
in gerontology class today we talked about drunk old people. sort of funny, sort of sad, sort of reminded me of one of my patients who downed a bottle of vodka a day and other various alcoholic beverages and would pass out in his underwear everynight.

i also eat 2 to 3 bowls of honey bunches of oats a day.
thats where my spare tire has come from.
kill me.
only more fat to come with halloween approaching. yessss. BYE.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Smart, Pretty and Awkward dot com..

“I have had dreams, and I have had nightmares. I overcame the nightmares because of my dreams” — Jonas Salk

How to be Smarter: People that get their feathers ruffled over unimportant things rarely learn how to fly.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Breaking News:

Cops: Mass. woman threw dog poop in driver’s face

BELMONT, Mass. - A Massachusetts woman has been charged with throwing a bag of dog feces into the face of a passing motorist to try to slow him down.

Police said Tuesday the woman admitted tossing doggie dung at the driver because she believed he was speeding in Belmont, a Boston suburb with about 25,000 residents. Lt. Rick Santangelo says the woman initially contacted police last week and reported she was walking her dog when she saw the motorist nearly hit a man on a bicycle.

Santangelo says the motorist contacted police the next day to report being struck in the face with dog poop. The woman  is charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, vandalism to property and disorderly conduct.

Crappy reason for going to jail, eh eh?

Tuesday, October 5, 2010


so heres some random stuff:

-i went to pilates today cuz i need to lose the weight of a large infant. it was pretty okay, minus the fact that my elbow pits are sore. ????

-i'm heading to fresno with boy next week. :) killer fall vacay, yes?

-my momma is in california taking care of my grandpa. shes a good daughter to him.

-i havent seen the floor of my bedroom for weeks.

-true life: i'm addicited to halo

-today lauren and i hit up borders and read magazines and nommed on pumpkin bread samples for about 2 hours. it was heaven. the smell of that place just gives me the happies.

-school is just fine.

-boy and i went to conference. he was whispering in my ear facts about the general authorities about every 3 minutes. seriously. he also said during the prayer, 'look! Henry B. has his eyes open!!!!!'

-hearing 'I am a child of God' sung by 20,000 people is quite powerful.

-my dear livvy is moving out and moving to provo soon so she can marry her cute boyfriend in the future.. (its not official yet. don't say anything.)

-the plumbing in my house sounds like a basilisk


Saturday, October 2, 2010


(oh this just in.. i definitely spotted me and kristin in the pictures on nie's blog.)

I saw her. In real life. from the SECOND ROW!
(# 85 on my list of things to do before i die.. meet her in real life. so... almost!)
For those of you that don't know, I'm obsessed with her. Shes a cute mormon mom who survived a plane crash.. and in doing so, got burned on over 80% of her body..was in a coma for 3 months, and is learning to live her new life. she went from this pretty lady:
 to this pretty lady:

and talked at BYU about being a pretty lady no matter what.

Me and kristin sat behind Boss Nielson and his cologne was giving me the chokes.. but it was worth it. Stephanie and Christian Nielson are so cute..and I feel blessed I got to hear her talk. She sobbed through the whole thing.. bless her. Minus wanting to punch the girl behind me, the rest of the 4000 people in the wilk ballroom were in awe at how great she was! Oh and, Kristin sniped a picture of Mr. Nielson..

What a woman. Surviving a plane crash and still decorating your house all cute and being supermom?