quote of the day

"Man. There is NOTHING worse than finding out that the kid you are dating is your cousin.."

great weekend

quote of the day

me: you know that i hate spending money though!!
mom: well stop it! shopping is like medicine for when you are sick. when i was depressed i used to go buy myself a new shirt and i'd feel all better! im serious!

And the tool award goes to..

Jersey Joe!!

So there he was.. perched in a position straight out of a bad 40's mystery movie. i'm surprised he didnt have a fidora on and spyglass in hand.

He was leaning up against the counter.. one leg crossed over the other, leaning on his elbow, head tilted to the side. As i washed dishes at the ward activity.. WARD ACTIVITY i tell you..i hear this:

Joe: So.. are those jeans from buckle?
Me: ..Walmart.
Joe: Oh.
Me: I shop there.
Joe: Oh.. well uh, these are from buckle. (checks himself out)
Me: (blank stare with long, angry pause)........Was that SERIOUSLY your pick up line?


really!? if you're going to hit on me, don't EVER do the leg-crossed-head-tilted-leaning-on-the-counter move. and don't EVER use a pick up line about where i got my jeans EVER again. Congratulations Joe from New Jersey, you have just proved yourself 100% stupid and a total tool.

really though?

MOSCOW, Russia (CNN) -- A bear on ice skates attacked two people during rehearsals at a circus in Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyzstan, killing one of them, Kyrgyz officials said Friday... Russia has a long-standing tradition of training bears to perform tricks such as riding motorcycles, ice skating, and playing hockey. Fatal attacks are unusual.

common sense: don't try to train wild animals to become your country's own personal michelle kwan and you could have avoided the incident. dressing up wild animals and telling them to 'fetch' WILL cause them to attack.

autumn. yum.

I realized that i never post pictures on this thing anymore.. so heres what i've been up to as of late.

shooting guns with my eyes closed.. just kiddin. the other one was open.
oh just hangin in the mountains with heather
taking pictures of pretty leaves while driving
finding cute benches that over look my little town
LOVING all the fall colors in logan..obviously

four wheeling!

frolicking in the mountains with my friends

absolutely killin it in arry pottah scrabble


yeaaaa yea. next adventure: finish my five page essay..

quote of the day

"Consider Jon Gosselin the kid who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar"
-google news headlines

and

"Do not cheat. Do not use your neighbors brain. Do not use a stolen brain, a performance enhanced pencil, or a goat. Breathe. Relax. Go." -math instructions to our quiz