quote of the day

" 'Facebook: a place for friends' really means 'Lets stalk the hoe who stole my boyfriend' "

quote of the day

"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot." - Ellen DeGeneres

the country is going down the toilet

and obama has his hand on the flusher.


evidence # 1: Pirates. "Do not mistreat the pirates!"
evidence # 2: The little 'photo op' stunt Air Force One took that scared the pants off the new yorkers today.
evidence # 3: Obama says the the swine flu is 'Not a cause for alarm'. (even though people are dropping like flies.)

i do not know much about politics. i truly don't. so don't argue with me, because you'll win. i just feel like this is whats going on at the white house:

that is all.

i think its time...

i think its time to address this issue that has been hanging over my head for a few months..slash years.

EVERYONE AND THEIR DOG IS GETTING MARRIED. I'm not bitter.. at all. All the best of happiness to you. It just frightens me, that friends in which i remember that i swear just yesterday we were playing in the mud, digging holes, etc. are getting hitched. tying the knot. steppin on the glass bottle. hoppin over the broom. whatever. weird weird weird. at least every week i hear of an old friend from highschool is engaged. then she posts an 'engaged' album all over facebook and then i get jealous i dont have a large diamond weighing down my left ring finger.

all i know is that im not ready to get married, no one will recive a wedding announcement from me within the next few years, and i refuse to marry someone after i've known them six days.

sidenote: my friend can legally marry people. she is 19 and got it off the internet for kicks. funny. and no, she hasn't married anyone. yet.

so, for kicks again, heres some awkward engagement pictures.

i feel as if they stepped into the sea of photoshop...


soon-to-be-a-widower...dr. kevorkian and his bride...


ohhh a cup full of love...


getting ready to eat her brains out...


The Wet-Willy-Wilson's engagement photo


they made their shirts together! oh how cute!


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and last but not least... selena elos dinos

i'm. going. crazy.

things i've learned this semester:

-living with girls is absolute hades
-you should judge someone by how they treat others, not how they treat you
-don't expect someone to bust their butt for you, even if you bust it for them
-i hate girls
-uhhh people lie ALL the time
-lately, racist people are THIS close away from getting punched in the face by yours truly
-i hate girls
-having 2 roomates clean the house where the other one does nothing... hmm.. slightly annoying.
-i hate girls
-i've been anti-dating the past few months, but would KILL to have a boyfriend so i could spend my days at his house to get away from Snow 505.
-i want to pull my hair out
-screaming into pillows makes me light headed
-i probably have pms
-i hate girls

never fails to make me laugh.

hhHAHhahAHhahHAHhahHH. enjoy

"akks questions later"
hahahha
i wouldn't be interrogating that little clown either!

Love Letters of Great Men

Amazing book..it sort of makes my heart ache. this makes me believe that love only existed a couple hundred years ago. where, oh where is my mozart?

Dear little wife; I have a number of requests to make. I beg you
1. Not to be melancholy
2. To take care of your health and beware of the spring breezes
3. Not to go out walking alone- and preferably not to go out walking at all
4. feel absolutely assured of my love. up to the present i have not written a single letter to you without placing your dear portrait before me.
5. I beg in your conduct not only to be careful of your honour and mine, but also to consider appearances. Do not be angry with me for asking this. You ought to love me even more for thus valuing our honor.

I am delighted that you have a good appetite- but whoever gorges a lot, must aslo shit a lot - no, walk a lot, I mean. But I should not like you to take long walks without me. i entreat you to follow my advice exactly, for it comes from my heart. Adieu - my love- my only one. Do catch them in the air - those 2999 1/2 little kisses from me which are flying about, waiting for someone to snap them up. Listen, i want to whisper something in your ear - and you in mine- and now we open and close our mouths- again- again and again- at last we say: 'It is all about Plumpi - Strumpi-' Well, you can think what you like- that is just why it's so convenient. Adieu. A thousand tender kisses.
Ever yours,
Mozart
-W.A. Mozart to his wife Constanze, 1789

Even in bed my ideas yearn towards you, my Immortal Beloved, here and there joyfully, then again sadly, awaiting from Fate, whether it will listen to us. I can only live, either altogether with you or not at all. Yes, I have determined to wander about for so long far away, until I can fly into your arms and call myself quite at home with you, can send my soul enveloped by yours into the realm of spirits – yes, I regret, it must be.
What longing in tears for you- You- my Life - my All- farewell. Oh, go on loving me- never doubt that faithfullest heart.
Of your beloved,
L
Ever thine.
Ever mine.
Ever ours.
Ludwig Van Beethoven to his 'Immortal Beloved'


"I have not spent a day without loving you; I have not spent a night without embracing you; I have not so much as drunk one cup of tea without cursing the pride and ambition which force me to remain apart from the moving spirit of my life. In the midst of my duties, whether I am at the head of my army or inspecting the camps, my beloved Josephine stands alone in my heart, occupies my mind, fills my thoughts. If I am moving away from you with the speed of the Rhône torrent, it is only that I may see you again more quickly. If I rise to work in the middle of the night, it is because this may hasten by a matter of days the arrival of my sweet love."
-Napoleon Bonaparte to Josephine de Beauharnais, 1796


"I cannot live without you, and not only you but chaste you, virtuous you. The sun rises and sets, the day passes, and you follow the bent of your inclination to a certain extent, you have no conception of the quantity of miserable feeling that passes through me in a day.
Yours forever - J. Keats
-John Keats to Fanny Brawne,1819

"In that word, beautiful in all languages, but most in yours – amor mio – is comprised my existence here and hereafter. I feel I exist here; and I feel I shall exist hereafter, to what purpose you will decide; my destiny rests with you, and you are a woman, seventeen years of age, and two out of a convent, I wish you had stayed there, with all my heart, or at least, that I had never met you in your married state. But all this is too late, I love you, and you love me – at least you say so, and act, as if you did so, which last is a great consolation at all events.
But I more than love you and cannot cease to love you. Think of me sometimes, when the Alps and ocean divide us, but they never will, unless you wish it."
Lord Byron to the Countess Guiccioli, 1819


"Could I not become to you what you were to me, then my suffering would have distressed you, and I would have destroyed the most beautiful harmony of our friendship through my confession. I would have also lost that, what I had, your true and sisterly friendship. And yet again there come moments, when my hope arose afresh, wherein the happiness, which we could give each other, seemed to me exalted above every, every consideration, when I considered it even as noble to sacrifice everything else to it. You could be happy without me – but not become unhappy through me. This I felt alive in me – and thereupon I built my hopes.
You could give yourself to another, but none could love you more purely or more completely than I did. To none could your happiness be holier, as it was to me, and always will be. My whole existence, everything that lives within me, everything, my most precious, I devote to you, and if I try to ennoble myself, that is done, in order to become ever worthier of you, to make you ever happier. Nobility of souls is a beautiful and indestructible bond of friendship and of love. Our friendship and love become indestructible and eternal like the feelings upon which we establish them."
-Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller to Charlotte von Lengefeld, 1789

"My heart and I surrender themselves into your hands, and we supplicate to be commended to your good graces, and that by absence your affections may not be diminished to us, for that would be to augment our pain, which would be a great pity, since absence gives enough, and more than I ever thought could be felt."
Henry VIII to Anne Boleyn, 1533

quote of the day

"i just saw a girl walking on campus eating a carrot like bugs bunny..." - bunt

M-A-D-N-E-S-S

the new and improved papoose board? Are you kidding. look at that babys head! it looks like an alien is unsuccessfully growing out of her chest. America is so embarrassing sometimes..
ITS SNUGGIE MADNESS!!!

quote of the day

"I love that you get cold when it is 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
- When Harry Met Sally