i think its time...

i think its time to address this issue that has been hanging over my head for a few months..slash years.

EVERYONE AND THEIR DOG IS GETTING MARRIED. I'm not bitter.. at all. All the best of happiness to you. It just frightens me, that friends in which i remember that i swear just yesterday we were playing in the mud, digging holes, etc. are getting hitched. tying the knot. steppin on the glass bottle. hoppin over the broom. whatever. weird weird weird. at least every week i hear of an old friend from highschool is engaged. then she posts an 'engaged' album all over facebook and then i get jealous i dont have a large diamond weighing down my left ring finger.

all i know is that im not ready to get married, no one will recive a wedding announcement from me within the next few years, and i refuse to marry someone after i've known them six days.

sidenote: my friend can legally marry people. she is 19 and got it off the internet for kicks. funny. and no, she hasn't married anyone. yet.

so, for kicks again, heres some awkward engagement pictures.

i feel as if they stepped into the sea of photoshop...


soon-to-be-a-widower...dr. kevorkian and his bride...


ohhh a cup full of love...


getting ready to eat her brains out...


The Wet-Willy-Wilson's engagement photo


they made their shirts together! oh how cute!


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and last but not least... selena elos dinos