Tuesday, September 29, 2009

seriously.

lets take a look at the winners i've dated. and lets hope none of them ever see this.

there was..
a. the boy who played games with my heart for approximately 6 years.
b. the boy who i was crazy about for WAY too long and wasted an extra two years on..but is now getting married. (i hope you reproduce ugly, ugly children.)
c. the boy who cheated on me and now needs AA meetings regularly
d. the boy who despised the thought of me being his 'girlfriend' but still wanted to kiss me and yell at me
e. the boy who wanted to get married after 10 days
f. the boy who dtr's on the second date


must i go through the whole freaking alphabet to show you how TERRIBLE and MESSED UP the man store is that i've been shopping at!? Isn't it about time a new store popped up!? Seriously, either bless me with a good one or make me infertile so i can give up my life to the peace corps and contract aids by helping little children somewhere. or maybe i'll just dedicate my life to becoming a surgeon and be all dark and twisty and just be immoral with all the hot doctors. (kidding about the immoral part). Come on now. You think after a,b,c,d,e, and f, I'd get a good one. but NOOOOO. i keep finding out that this certain couple is getting married.. or these two people are secretly dating..or this person is going to pop the question soon.....
BITE ME!

i quit dating. quit it. done. over. zero dating in my life. zilch. zippo. goose egg.

the surgeon option wins. operation meredith grey here i come.

5 comments:

Jamie Marie Jenkins said...

Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. -Author Unknown

it's okay girl, i've had some pretty interesting boys in my life and single is the best way to go :)

itsjustmom said...

does not like this at all.... 8(

Kristin May said...

I love you, and no offense, but its up to you to decide who to date and who not to date. ALSO. Its impossible to date a string of winners. Once you date a winner, a real winner, you will marry him. And there will be no more dating. So everyone dates strings of losers. However, yours is a pretty awesome string. It made mom frown with her glasses. 8( ... which to me just looks like a frog. I'm sorry. You are an 8 cow woman.

Tami said...

Here is my nugget of advice -
Just stay single, get your education, and make yourself your own #1 priority.

You will be happier, and MUCH more likely to meet winners this way, because you won't be looking for them. Boo-yah!

itsjustmom said...

I agree with Kristin. I think we need to watch Jonnie Lingo !