day 23

5 things that gross you out:

1. Male feet. especially their toes and toe nails. bleggh.

2. Seeing huge naked boobs all the time at work. (Yes, its just breastfeeding..but when i'm in the middle of talking to new moms about post-partum depression stuff, its NOT appropriate to start showing me your big nakey boob and how your baby wont latch on to your disgusting nip.)

3. People who talk too close when they have morning breath. (also known as death-breath, which is very commonly smelled during the hymns at church.)

4. Touching someones veins *shiver*

5. Trying to clean up  my sick puppy's vomit whilst she decides its time for a snack. *passes out*

from homeless to hot stuff

this is my best friend ryan.

we've been bffs since freshman year of college...and hes seriously the nicest, most loyal friend anyone could ask for. hes the type of guy who will run to your house at 1 in the morning, while its snowing outside, with candy and let you cry on his shoulder after you get your heart broken. (its maybe happened before) (and YES utah state, guys and girls can be just friends.)

anyway...this year, he decided to grow his hair out, because he thinks he gets more chicks when he looks homeless...(i think its some stupid trend in logan..guys dont shower=girls think they are hipster=stalk them until they get a date?). his hair has been getting so long, it was long past the beiber stage and on to the dirty hippie stage.

last week, he sent me this picture that threw me over the edge:

(the caption was: cleaning the apartment like syndurella)

i told him everyday i was going to cut his hair in his sleep if he didnt cut it soon.  but finally he was getting sick of his locks and we convinced him to chop it.

this was before...

during...(note the depressed look on his face)

after!!

ps LADIES: he's single!!!!!

day 22

22. What are your favorite lyrics from a song played by your favorite band/singer/artist?

..i like big butts and i cannot lie.


jkkkkkk.


aiaiiiiiiii macareaeanenannanaaaa- aayyi!

jk.

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Close enough to start a war
All that i have is on the floor
God only knows what we're fighting for
All that i say, you always say more

Under haunted skies i see
Where love is lost, your ghost is found
I've braved a hundred storms to leave you
As hard as you try, no, i will never be knocked down

I can't keep up with your turning tables
Under your thumb, i cant breathe.

So i wont let you close enough to hurt me
No, i wont ask you, you to just desert me
I cant give you what you think you gave me
Its time to say goodbye to turning tables

30 day challenge continues..

You guys.. do you remember my little 30 day blog challenge i started at the beginning of the year?( if not, click on the '30 day challenge' label at the bottom of this post)

well remember how i never finish anything? ..ive had 360 days to finish this stupid 30 day challenge...and i have 9 challenge days left.....so help me, i will finish it by the 31. so here i go!


day 21. a thought you've had this past week.

it has come to my realization this week, that i cannot 'carry' a tune.
this being said, let me explain.

i sing very loudly when i am alone in the car.
and sometimes, when i'm singing the Wicked soundtrack or passionately busting out some Adele, i think to myself... 'hot dang! i could be a singer!!!!!'

so then, embarrassingly enough, i record myself on my phone to see what i sound like. i cant believe i just admitted that to the world wide interwebz.
*records*
*listens*
*shutters*
*automatically delete*

i can sing mary had a little lamb. but if i had to carry a note for my life for longer than about 2.5 seconds, i couldnt.

so, after i had this revelation this week, i decided to stick to lip syncing in the car. ever tried it? its quite hilarious, especially when you are making suave facial expressions and lip syncing to Bing Crosby's 'White Christmas'. 
alone.
on the freeway.
and giggling in between my own eyebrow raises.

its especially fun at the part that goes,
'well iiyy-iyy-iyy ammm duhreaming, of a wwhhhiiiyytte...... CHRISTTMMUUSS'
try it sometime.
bye.

All i want for Christmas is....

someone like you

so.. im unhealthily obsessed with youtube as well as the song 'someone like you' by adele, right?
well, good thing my friend kirk knows my youtube song addiction patterns.
cuzzzzz HERES ANUDDA GOODIE!

aside from the fact that this singer man:

• has summer-teeth (summer-here, summer-there)
• does the occasional stevie wonder/parrot head bob....
• does the elvis lip curl/stanky face when singing with his TEETH..
• stares into your soul and probably puts an inaudible jinx on you from 3:56-4:05....
• and stares out the window at the end as if he were riding in a boxcar to auschwitz...

...i'd say this cover is pretty good.

just close your eyes and listen..because his voice is shweeeet.
(didnt mean to rip 90% of this guy apart via blog...but maybe i'm just super discriptive about it cuz its 6 in the morning and i still havn't slept? or maybe because ripping annoyingish people apart sometimes feels funny-good :) i fink i need sleep. second all-nighter in 3 days. not good. )
anyways..i like his voice! bai!

lady baby

we all know the best part about winter is wearing cute coats..

homegirls got that puppy girl swagggggggggg.

HA. judge me for taking pictures of my dog in a pink coat.

do it. i dont care.