Sunday, November 29, 2009

i have this thing for wolves.

okay.. so i wasn't going to post anything about seeing the movie. i hate bella and edward. they are gay. i only liked one part of the movie. one young, male wolf to be precise.



i hate bella because she has respiratory/acting and apparently grooming problems:




i hate edward because he is an absolute COOTIE:




And jacob: oh jacob. bella is blind. you can have me! im yours...as long as you never whisper in indian to me. it freaks me out.





i mean come on... LETS BE SERIOUS PEOPLE. is there even a comparison between dirty rob pattinson and young, spunky taylor lautner?

5 comments:

Kristin May said...

you spelled respiratory wrong. Also, I laughed soooo hard. That picture of pattinson slayed me.

Jesse & Katie Rindlesbach said...

hahaha everything you said, i am in total agreement with. Jacob is just so much better than corpsey-edward!! and bella just plain sucks

Tami said...

You know you love Bella the mouthbreather and Edward the monotone. ADMIT IT.

Anonymous said...

this is too funny!

brittyd said...

omg I don't know if it's because it's 430 in the morning and I've been stalking your blog for approx 2 hrs....but this post....THOSE PICTURES...and the the part about Jacob whispering indian made me cry in my bed. I can't stop laughing.