Monday, August 27, 2012

quote of the day

This is our normal dinner conversation:

michelle: mom, wouldn't nicole be a good jail social worker?

nicole: i wanted to be, but then dad said i'd get shot. but i think it'd be fun.

mom: um NO. they would throw their poop at you. im not kidding. IM NOT KIDDING!

dad: they would.

mom: ...thats why i'd commit suicide before i ever went to jail.

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