This is our normal dinner conversation:
michelle: mom, wouldn't nicole be a good jail social worker?
nicole: i wanted to be, but then dad said i'd get shot. but i think it'd be fun.
mom: um NO. they would throw their poop at you. im not kidding. IM NOT KIDDING!
dad: they would.
mom: ...thats why i'd commit suicide before i ever went to jail.
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