only in a ward talent show....

...will you see:

-a dorky lad swinging a 'hungarian whip' around his head in circles pretending to be indiana jones
-a girl getting choked up while reading a poem about an elephant that she wrote herself
-a guy singing a serious song about lucky charms and how it improves his quality of life
-a couple showing off their swing dance moves that were unmemorized and uncoordinated
-painfully awkward countless original guitar solos with off pitch vocals and lyrics like, 'the first time i met you' and 'it was rainy'
-people banging on glasses with a knife trying to portray 'mary had a little lamb' but having it mostly sound like people banging on glasses
-a guy reading pick-up lines off his phone app while he has some relief society sisters walk across the stage


ohhhhh mormons.