corbin is the sweet litte 8 year old i nanny. blake his big brother, whos 11.
(while i was helping him with his homework)
me: you could use it in a sentence like.... 'corbin sat like a lump on the couch'
corbin: corbin made a lump...........in his pants.
blake: it was so so salty!!!!
corbin: kinda like worms?
blake: corbin you tried worms before?
corbin: whaaaaat? it was ONE time. i was curious.
corbin: my parents didnt know until they realized my pet goldfish was missing. it tasted like.. fried fish. but just.. raw. you know?
blake: would you rather be cool or hot?
corbin: cool. being hot is the chicks job.
(playing super mario..)
blake: pause it a second while i'm on the phone or i'll die!!!
corbin: (pauses it for 5 seconds and then unpauses it and looks at me) What?? its what brothers do.
me: do you have a girlfriend at school?
me: do you love them?
corbin: what? i'm in love. i really am you guys.