Sunday, January 16, 2011

eight

day8. If you could have any pet regardless of what it is, what would you want?


hmmmmm. this is a hard one for me..because i've had many pets. lets name them.
minnie
shep
sadie
countless goldfish
stewie the hampster
harry potter the puffer fish
luna the beta
juliet the parakeet
ozzie
lady gaga

and some more i dont remember. (in bold means they are still living. surprisingly...) so, with all the experience i have...

i would want any pet that:
didnt shed
stink
make noise
poop
pee
squak
bark
or anything like that.

but all animals do most of those things.
hmmmm. so, pretending the following animal was magically the perfect, clean, good-smelling quiet pet...i would want...a few of them.

1. a horse of a different color. how FUN would that be!? dream come true. i'd ride to campus in STYLE!




2. My very own Dobby. Probably because he'd tell me i'm pretty every day and do favors for me. and i think magical creatures count as 'pets'?




3. a widdle happy baby snuggly smiley piggy. look how darling that is! my pig would win first place.


4. a little flying squirrel. some girl at my highschool used to bring hers to school and ever since then ive wanted one. it just would be fun to launch it at unsuspecting people...look at it rub its little hands together ready to launch!


and then.........
POWWWWWWWWWW!
unsuspecting victim gets a face full of squirrel.
funny.

 

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